Dad: I hate reading books where characters die.
Me: Dad, you’ve read Game of Thrones.
Me: You read Harry Potter.
Dad: But they didn’t REALLY die.
Dad: Okay, fine.
Me: You’re reading Insurgent.
Dad: But no one dies.
Me: Did you even read the end of the first book?
Dad: Okay. But none of the HEROES die.
I left the room.
Dad: IF TRIS OR TOBIAS DIE, I’M NEVER READING ANOTHER BOOK YOU GIVE ME.