‘I’m going to write down all the unread books in my bookshelves and pick a name out of a jar and only read that book. I’m not going to buy any new books and everything will be amazing. This is going to be a cinch.’ Nice plan, Sarah. You’re doing so well. Got this completely under control.
Next month. I swear, next month I’m getting back to the book jar … after I finish rereading all the Harry Potter books.